Listen, I know this will shock you, but in 12 short days I’m turning 40. Yes, you read that correctly. 40. 12 days. Holy Crap! I have so much to do and such little time to get it all done!
But not to worry because I’ve made a list and carefully crafted it to become a list of 5 Things To Do Before You Turn 40. YOU’RE WELCOME!
1. Loose 10 kilos. I’ve got 12 days and an underactive thyroid. Totally do-able, right?!
2. Organise a cake. Considering point number 1, perhaps I should order a sugar free, fat free, fun free kind of cake?
3. Pray For Sunshine. Seriously Mother Nature. Get your shit together. Nobody wants to sip on their champers in the rain!
4. Get rid of ALL the wrinkles. Since this is a botox free zone, I’ll have to insist on heavy duty filtering via Instagram for all photos taken of my head from now on.
5. Work on a Mid-Life Crisis. Let’s hope mine involves nothing but shopping, blogging & champagne guzzling!
Phew. That feels better! There really is nothing quite like having all your hopes and dreams written down, is there?!
Now if you’ll excuse me I’m off to loose a few kilos, order a cake, check the weather forecast, call my local dermatologist and look into buying a sports car.
Are you turning 40 anytime soon? Is there a to-do list involved?
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