Big Brother 2013

 

This is Matthew.  And his abs.  You’re welcome.  I did try to find photos of the other contestants.  But stopped looking because, well, abs.

 

The first Big Brother started way back in 2001.  I know this because my eldest was a newborn baby and I spent many hours watching Sarah Marie (remember her?) doing the bum dance and calling the chickens “little monie mons” while trying to get a 4 week old baby to sleep.  Good times!

 

And because we were broke back then (hello maternity leave!), we never went anywhere, so I had to make up my own fun.  Which may or may not have involved me setting up the baby monitor and saying, “This is Big Brother.  Scott, please report to the nursery and change your son’s nappy ASAP” into it.  Which of course filtered through into the lounge room over the monitor’s speaker system, which cracked me right up and caused Scott to direct some fairly major eye rolling my way!

 

Sadly that baby monitor is long gone, so my Big Brother speaker system won’t be put to good use this year.  Although I do now have the interwebs, which means I can spend a lot of time searching for a picture of Big Brother 2013 contestant Tim, and his Superior Balayaged Hair.  And when I find it, I’ll be sure to share it with you all. Once again, you’re welcome!