Here we go with another Friday Five!
This week I thought we’d take a look at Five funny photos I nearly put on Insta this week. But didn’t because I thought they’d make a cracker of a Friday Five instead.
Let’s get straight into it, shall we?!
1. I HAVE THIS THING WITH UN-VACUUMED FLOORS
Yeah I do. Forget the things you have with rugs and pink and shoes and patterned tiles from far away places that nobody can actually afford.
I have this thing with un-vacuumed floors and I want to hashtag the shit out of them*.
Mostly because I hate vacuuming and can’t afford a cleaner. Also because I like to keep things real and nothing says real like ‘I haven’t picked up a vacuum cleaner in a week and a half.’
*Not literally. I mean I’m not that feral. There’s not actual shit on my floors.
2. SATURDAY NIGHTS AT OUR PLACE GO OFF
Yeah they do. Who needs to be out and about Snap Chatting their cocktails or Instagramming their meals when you can be sitting on your couch with your slippers on? Not to mention the Nanna Blanket that is morphing into a sleeping bag arrangement while you watch some dodgy ad on tv that is flogging something for $49.90
I mean if that’s not living the Instagram dream, I don’t know what is.
3. I’M AT IKEA AND I’LL SLOW WALK IF I WANT TO
Except I don’t want to but I’m surrounded by so many of them that I have time to take approximately 47 photos of my feet.
4. I LIKE TO CALL THIS ONE #TOILETVIGNETTE
So many thoughts ran through my head when I was greeted with that charming visual earlier this week, some of which included:
- “Oh FFS. Did the toilet roll suddenly become too heavy and the top of the toilet was as far as your arms could carry it?”
- “At least there’s only one roll this time. Yesterday there was three. That had me a bit concerned to be honest.”
- “You know that’s actually quite thoughtfully arranged.”
- “I think I might need to get out more.”
- “Why is the water rating sticker STILL stuck to the toilet?”
- “If I put a rubbish bin in here a) would anyone notice? b) would anyone put the toilet rolls in it?”
- “BOOM! Just found another photo for this week’s Friday Five. Thanks family. You’ve done it again!”
5. AND PEOPLE THINK I’M NOT OUTDOORSY!
Finally, we get to a photo that I actually did put up on Instagram AND Facebook.
Yes, Wine Time is about the only time you’ll ever see me outside. Unless there’s some sort of alfresco dining/shopping/celebration/random situation happening. Then I’ll also be involved in nature based surroundings provided there’s a beverage in one hand and a canape/credit card/camera in the other!
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