Is all that over achieving sporting nonsense on the tv at the moment getting you down?
Are you worried that some kid has just won another gold medal and you don’t even own active wear?
Sitting on the couch watching some random stand on a podium to sing the National Anthem while you silently wonder what you’ve been doing with your life?
ME NEITHER. Because let’s face it, who wants to be on international television wearing nothing but lycra and a smile? Not me, that’s for sure!
If, like me, you’re a bit over the 2016 Rio Olympics welcome to this week’s Friday Five AKA Five Olympic Sports We Would All Enjoy Watching. ENJOY.
Five Olympic Sports We Would All Enjoy Watching
1. Aquatic Weight Lifting
That paddle looks heavy.
2. Men’s Cooking – Massive Arms Division
BYO camera
3. Freestyle DIY
Shirts are optional. All training for this event takes place at our local Bunnings on a Saturday morning.
4. Slow Motion Beach Sprints
No pausing on the remote control required.
5. Marathon Cocktail Mixing
It’s the Where’s Wally of Olympic sports. Keep looking and eventually you’ll find the cocktail.
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