Welcome to this week’s Friday Five! Today we’re discussing the very important topic of
Five Signs You’re Getting Old
1. You find yourself singing along to music at the supermarket
Never has Rick Astley sounded so good. Am I right?!
2. You take up a new hobby that begins with the letter B
- Bird watching
- lawn Bowls
- Brewing your own beer
#notold
3. Your main topic of conversation is operations, medications and health insurance premiums
“Oh my friend’s brother had that! Poor bloke thought he was dying. Turns out he just needed his gall bladder removed. Speaking of, how’s your scar healing Janet? Are you all recovered from your mole removal? Listen to us would you! Sitting here talking about medical procedures. Surely we must have something else to talk about?”
“Well I did just start Bikram yoga…..”
“Oh FFS. What did you do that for?! You know how I feel about sweat. It’s right up there with kale. It’s to be avoided at all costs!”
4. In a hostage situation, you’re most likely to be released first
#silverlining
5. Your online shopping orders of clothes and makeup have been replaced with a mix of walking shoes with orthotic inserts, preservative free organic wine and home heart rate monitors.
You my friend are living the dream. Welcome to the club!
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