I don’t know about you, but sometimes when I need a bit of a laugh I head to a very funny site called Damn You Autocorrect It’s full of hilarious texts gone wrong that never fail to leave me in fits of laughter.
The first time I discovered the site, I was sitting in my car at school, waiting patiently for the kids to finish for the day. I was reading the texts on my phone and was laughing so hard I had tears rolling down my face. Can you only imagine what THAT must’ve looked like to the mums and dads innocently walking past my car to collect their children….some bird with crazy wild curly hair, sitting in a school carpark, laughing hysterically TO HERSELF (because of course I was holding my phone near my steering wheel, which anyone walking past would not have been able to see.)
And last night while I was doing a bit of *ahem* research for this post, I was laughing so hard (but fairly quietly, because I didn’t want to bother Sophie who was working very hard on yet another fun loom bracelet while watching The Block), that at one point Sophie looked at me and asked if I was trying to dance while sitting down.
So anyway, here we go with this week’s Friday Five: The Damn You Autocorrect Edition, where I share with you five G Rated texts that gave me a bit of a giggle.
I feel your pain. Is there anything worse than not being able to access wi-fi when you’re in the great outdoors? I think not.
Ooookaaay then.
Um, I’m fairly sure Brenda will run for the hills when she sees that piece of artwork. Also, why exactly do you have old toe nail clippings of Brenda’s and how long did it take you to collect enough of them to make an actual portrait? And finally, what sort of glue do you use? PVA or are you more of a Hot Glue Gun type of guy/girl? Totally asking for a friend….
Well these last two are totally something my mum would text. They kind of remind me of the text she sent me when they were away on holidays at Christmas. It went something along the lines of ‘we’re sitting on the balcony, enjoying a chardonny, the left over tiny tatters and your trifle.’ To which I replied, ‘Um, it’s like you’re texting me from 1982.’
If you’d like a few more laughs, head on over to my LOL Pinterest Board. There’s plenty to laugh at over there 🙂
And that’s another week done. Have a great weekend. Are you doing anything exciting?
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