Say what you will about The Real Housewives of Melbourne, but they’re definitely the blogging gift that keeps on giving.
Since the show ended last Sunday night, I’ve had some readers land here via their google search terms. Which, I have to say, have given me a bit of a laugh. So here we go with this week’s Friday Five, The Real Housewives of Melbourne Google Search Edition.
1. Why was Andrea crying over being poor, so what, we have all been there
Well yes, yes we have. Although I’m kind of getting the impression you’re not entirely familiar with how google works. Think of google as more as place to go for a bit of Q&A action rather than a place to type in your random thoughts. That’s what Facebook is for.
You can find out why Andrea was crying about being poor right here
2. How bitchy are The Real Housewives of Melbourne?
On a scale of 1 – We’re Back At High School, I reckon they rank fairly highly in the bitchy stakes. For evidence of this, please click here, here or even here. We’ll wait for you to come back.
3. What kind of dog is Figaro?
I can confirm that Figaro is an Italian Greyhound who enjoys long walks on the beach, half strength soy lattes and a good chicken pie. Also kindly google his name phonetically from now on, which would be Figarrrrrrrrrrrrro.
4. Where do the RHOM get their money?
I’m assuming they get it the same way we peasants do…from the ATM on pay day. But if you’re wondering what they do for a living, well Chyka and her hubby Bruce own their own catering/events company while Andrea is a very hard working mother and business woman who does not, I repeat, does not, have five nannies as she previously mentioned in Episode Two. What she does in fact have is Five Fannies, 4,372 checklists and one plastic surgeon husband.
Lydia is an interior decorator and co-pilot, Janet is a property developer, Jackie is a goat whisperer and wife of a International Rockstar while Gina is a barrister who only deals in facts.
So to answer your question, the RHOM get their money through hard work and remembering their lines.
Not sure if you’re aware, but that’s actually a $40,000 tennis court. Please refrain from doing a Gina and wearing your high heels on it.
5. Which episode did Andrea yell at Gina?
Um, I’m fairly sure that happened in Episodes 1 through to 10 with two reunion shows thrown in for good luck. Although things really stepped a notch when the housewives went to Mission Beach in Episode 7 and Andrea went in hard with the accusations.
And that my friends, brings another week to a close. Hope you have a good weekend, but before you go, tell me, which housewife would you most like to meet?
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