Last night I was having a bit of whinge to Scott about this blog.
“I feel like it doesn’t really have a niche. It’s kind of a blog about everything and that’s not really a niche.”
Naturally this led me to think that if it had a decent tagline, that would probably solve the whole niche thing. You know, so that if a random reader happened to come across the blog or its Facebook page, they’d know straight away what the blog was about.
Problem is, while I can belt out a blog post in no time at all, I’m a bit crap at coming up with taglines, which probably explains why this blog has never really had one.
Scott on the other hand, has a bit of a hidden talent for creative writing so I gave him a quick brief “My goal whenever I write a blog post is for the readers to leave feeling either entertained, informed or inspired” and asked if he could come up with a suitable tagline.
“No problem”, he said before opening my lap top and quietly tapping away on the keyboard for a solid 25 minutes while I watched Sam instruct several blokes to take their shirts off on The Bachelorette. Seemed like a fair use of time on both our parts.
Once Scott was done he handed me the lap top and said, “Most of these are crap but there might be something in there you could use” before heading off to inhale a mars bar hit the gym.
I’m not going to lie. I got to the one about Tonia Todman and I could not stop laughing. While I’m not entirely sure some of these are quite hitting the mark in terms of being professional, they’re very funny and are too good not to share!
30 Funny Blog Tagline Ideas
So here are Scott’s funny blog tagline ideas. I know which one I love – which one gets your vote?
Kirsten and co…
Everything you wanted to know about life but were too afraid to ask.
Everything you wanted to know about life but couldn’t be arsed typing it into Google.
Everything you need in one spot.
It’s like Google for people who blog.
Blogapolloza
Remember the time that thing happened? Me neither.
This blog is making me thirsty…..and informed and entertained.
This blog is making me thirsty…..I wonder if there are cocktails?
When life gives you lemons…..read this blog.
No blog for you…..ok just a little bit then.
If Tonia Todman was a blog, she’d be here.
Learn, laugh and avoid macrame like the plague.
If blogs could talk, you’d never shut this one up.
If blogs could talk…give it time, Apple will make it happen.
Learn, laugh, and pour me a vodka.
Take a number, we’ll be right with you.
Come on in, we have the answer.
If Wikipedia was a blog and funny, it’d be this.
George Clooney naked….just kidding, but we have a good recipe for brownies.
Take one cup of love, a pinch of patience and a bucket full of laughter…..chuck that shit out the window, grab a vodka and read this.
If this blog was a stick family, it’d be the one shopping and drinking.
This blog is massive in Germany.
Look inside for inspirational quotes. You won’t find any but there is heaps of other cool stuff.
When your husband is an idiot and your kids won’t shut up, take a load off here.
My husband says I’m Mrs Right. Finally he’s making some sense.
The Bend and Snap of blogging.
Nobody puts this blog in the corner.
Martha Stewart wishes she could be on this blog.
Martha Stewart borrows sugar from me.
Want a recipe for home-made pesto? We have that too, but no macrame. I f*&king hate macrame.
Some of them are funny, don’t you think?! It wasn’t what I had in mind at all when I asked Scott to help me out but I love what he’s come up with and I reckon there’s at least one in there that with a bit of tweaking might just become a the first official tagline of this blog.
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