Ok, so let’s all take a moment to discuss last night’s Golden Globes. And more importantly, who we’d have over for dinner out of all of the stars that were there. I’ll go first!
My Golden Globes Dinner Party Guest List!
Tina and Amy. For their witty banter and fab one liners.
Lucy Liu. Because her frock could double as an excellent tablecloth. But probably only if I were having a High Tea. Which I’m not. So that’s a bit awkward.
Adele. Because she could belt out a few tunes while we chat amongst ourselves and admire her flawless skin. Plus I reckon it’s a safe bet she’d rock up with a carton/slab/keg of beer, so it’s totally win win.
Nicole Kidman. Because she wouldn’t eat much and I’m guessing she could give us some excellent skin care advice.
Halle Berry. So I could yank down the top of her frock in an effort to straighten up the lopsided boobage.
And finally, Hugh Jackman. Because every good dinner party needs a topless waiter!
Ok, now it’s your turn? Who would be on your Golden Globes Dinner Party guest list?
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