I know this will surprise you, but I’m not really the outdoorsy type.
I mean I’ll quite happily sit under a beach umbrella for hours on end but bush walks and stand up paddle boarding? Yeah, that’s probably going to be a no from me.
I’m more cocktails and kaftans than red bull and board shorts. Although red bull and vodka is quite a good mix. Or so I’ve heard.
However something I do on a semi-regular basis that sounds borderline outdoorsy is a Juice Cleanse.
For those of you who might be unfamiliar with my juice cleanse routine, it goes a little something like this.
How to do a Juice Cleanse
Step One: Find a bar
Any bar will do, but one with a decent view works best.
Step Two: Grab the cocktail list
Read the cocktail list and look for the most delicious fruit based cocktail on the menu. Avoid any cocktails featuring the words skinny, light or kale.
Step Three: Order your fruit based cocktail
BAM! You’re on a juice cleanse!
Step Four: Instagram it
I mean if you don’t Instagram it and hashtag it #juicecleanse #sharedmystyle #cocktailsandkaftans did it even happen?
Superior juice cleanse action in Hawaii earlier this year.
Step Five: Order another one
Like anything worthwhile in life, you’ve got to really commit to the juice cleanse to see the results.
Order another cocktail as soon as you finish the first, sit back and relax.
You’ll instantly feel 5 kilos lighter and will wonder why you didn’t start the Kirsten and co. juice cleanse years ago!
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