Last year I wrote a blog post called Tiny Holes In T-Shirts, after I’d had enough of those annoying little holes appearing in my t-shirts and wanted to know a) did that happen to you too and b) what on earth causes those tiny little holes?
It’s a post that STILL gets a lot of traffic as well as a lot of people commenting. It seems everyone has an opinion as to what causes the tiny holes in t-shirts, ranging from seat belts rubbing on the fabric to acid in your belly button!
I was answering all of the comments, but those tiny holes in t-shirts are proving to be quite the controversial talking point and now I keep quiet whenever anyone leaves a comment.
But on the weekend, this happened and I just HAD to reply:
Um, excuse me, but IS MARTHA STEWART READING THIS BLOG?!
Sadly Martha hasn’t replied and I’m choosing to believe it’s because she’s up to her highly moisturised elbows in some sort of persevered fruit project in her kitchen.
I’m not going to believe it’s a random spammer, who is using the name Martha Stewart to wind me up and then typing in capital letters. Even though everybody knows Martha Stewart would never type in capitals because that’s the equivalent of shouting at somebody and we all know Martha would find shouting very uncouth.
Apologies for shouting back at you there Marths. It’s not how I usually roll, although I do have a habit of getting a bit loud when I’m excited.
And to be honest, this whole thing is right up there as far as excitement levels go. I mean it’s ALMOST as exciting as the time I followed Peter Andre down the escalator of the Gold Coast Casino in 1991 and DEFINITELY more exciting than the time I saw Kim Kardashian adjust her boobs in a chemist!
What do you think? Is Martha Stewart reading this blog or is it a random spammer?
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