So Kim Kardashian is publishing a book of selfies. Apparently it’ll contain 365 photos of herself (one for each day of the year I presume), will be called Selfish (possibly because she’s a seafood lover? Or perhaps took a lot of photos while fishing?) and will set you back US$20, which, if the price of makeup here in Australia compared to what you pay in the US is anything to go by, will convert to AU$3,987 (approximately).
I’m guessing the book won’t contain many photos like this:
And probably a whole lot of pictures like this:
Although she has promised to make some “super-racy. I mean, every girl takes full pictures of their rear in the mirror … I might share some of them.” Which is a huge relief, because I was so worried I’d only be able to look at photos of her face while eating my cereal in the morning. THANK GOD it will also include photos of her rear!
Anyway, all of this talk about selfie books raised two very important questions for me.
1. WTAF? (Mum, that totally means Where’s The Awesome Fun?) and
2. Why hasn’t Charmaine thought about releasing a selfie book?!
I mean, really?! Who wouldn’t love to flick through 365 pages of Charmaine’s face? Just think of the possibilities. Charmaine holding a bottle of West Coast Cooler, Charmaine doing her hair with her wide toothed comb, Charmaine and her shoulder pads!!
If only she knew how to take a selfie on her fancy new slimline camera!
Are you addicted to selfies? And do you know what a West Coast Cooler is?
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