Hello there lovely reader of this blog! How are you today?
Good I hope and in the mood for a bit of fun because today we’re going to end the blogging year with one of my favourite things.
No, it’s not a bottle of champers. It’s actually time for a quick Pop Quiz. YAY!!
So sharpen those pencils and get out your notebooks, because we are about to kick it old school style and complete a quiz like it’s 1983.
Are you ready? Excellent! Let’s get started.
Kirsten’s Christmas Quiz
Q1. This Christmas, are you
A) looking forward to eating your body weight in ham while sipping on whatever beverage is poured into your glass, smashing the dessert options and possibly sneaking in a leftover turkey sandwich whenever the need arises?
B) planning on taking a sensible approach to the day by eating a light breakfast, enjoying a ham and salad lunch with possibly one carb allowance from your points plan before deciding life is too short for counting and inhaling several roast spuds with a Pavlova chaser?
C) sticking to your usual Christmas Day menu of tofu turkey, kale salad and organic white wine?
Q2. After Christmas will you
A) hit the boxing day sales like a woman possessed and buy ALL THE THINGS?
B) go for a brisk walk before loading up the caravan with literally everything in the kitchen, including the thermomix and coffee machine and hit the road for your annual family holiday with a caravan convoy of 17 other families that you will meet at the BP just off Exit 43?
C) begin your post-Christmas Cleanse starting with a DIY colonic, although you are a bit concerned because the kit you ordered from eBay hasn’t arrived yet and there’s only one business day left until Christmas Day, which is really going to f*&k your your very detailed cleansing scheduled up and this sort of thing never happened to that bird who wrote Eat Pray Love and FFS is that the neighbours cooking bacon on their bbq AGAIN? My god, it smells good.
Q3. The best thing about reading blogs over the Christmas break is
A) catching up on all the blog posts you’ve missed while you’ve been out shopping. You’ll probably tell your friends about this blog or suggest they follow on Facebook and Instagram because you’re good like that.
B) not having to help put the bloody annex up on the caravan. That thing drives you batshit crazy, so you’ll probably sit on your fold out chair and tell your family you have to use the family iPad to read up on your first aid skills. Which of course is code for read this blog.
C) all of the wonderful kale recipes I can access for free. The internet is an amazing place.
Q4. This year has been
A) a bit of a roller coaster ride. Bring on 2016!
B) quite good, thanks very much. Although we only went camping 47 times, so that was a bit disappointing.
C) peaceful, harmonious and spiritual. Kind of like listening to whales while watching Oprah. In fact I think I’d quite like to start 2016 with a juice cleanse. Do you know where I can find a good one?
And now for the answers!
If you answered mostly A’s:
I’m fairly sure we were separated at birth. Please introduce yourself in the comments section immediately while I pour you a drink.
If you answered mostly B’s:
You’re quite an outdoorsy person who doesn’t mind travelling long distances at quite low speeds. You know how to hitch anything to a tow bar and can reverse park a caravan like a grey nomad boss!
If you answered mostly C’s:
As luck would have it, yes I know exactly where you can find a good juice cleanse. This one right here should do the trick.
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