Ever had one of those days? You know, where you feel like you’ve spent most of your time eye rolling out loud while muttering FFS under your breath?
Yesterday, it was my turn to have one. I know. Some people have ALL the luck, right?!
The award winning eye roll moments of yesterday include:
1. Wearing a newly purchased skirt for the second time only to discover it has a huge run in the fabric, smack bang in the middle of it. I don’t recall catching the skirt on anything to create that weird looking run in the fabric. Do we have any readers with sewing/fabric knowledge that might be able to provide any insight as to how it happened? Either way, that was my first of many eye rolls for the day!
2. Having to deal with a minor crisis situation on the first day of Term Two involving the removal of a school jumper that must, under no circumstances, interfere with the neatness of a high ponytail. FYI, if you approach such tasks with the skill and accuracy required to deactivate a bomb, you will almost remove the jumper correctly.
3. Receiving an email from a bedding brand who wanted me to style their product, photograph it, write a blog post about it (including very boring specific information about said product) in exchange for the product – which retails for $35. Eye rolled so hard I think I actually passed out.
4. Guns deciding to grow a beard. I can not expand on this further as I am still in shock.
5. STILL having a collection of empty toilet rolls gathering in the bathroom, despite running regular tutorials on How To Change A Toilet Toll followed by a masterclass on How To Throw An Empty Toilet Roll In The Bin! (related post: Does This Happen At Your Place Too?)
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