Um, how do I google on this thing?
So there’s this clever little behind the scenes thing you can do when you have a blog and that is find out the google search terms people have used to find your blog. Usually they’re sensible search terms like “kirsten and co blog” or “youthful looking bloggers” (ha) but every now and again a few um, unusual google search terms pop up that are what can only be described as Blog Worthy.
So here we go with this week’s Friday Five: Google Search Terms Edition, which is more like The Friday 18 because, well, I just couldn’t narrow these little chestnuts down to only five…
I need a cowgirl outfit Lis, was that you?
funny blog Well thank you. Please feel free to spread the word.
203124118 Um, I think that might be your password not an actual search term.
how do I make my printer wireless? I’m not entirely sure. Maybe remove the wire?
The pain of running a marathon Oh I hear you sister. I hear you.
Slice Say XXX Say what now?
Crocs gumboots Please leave this blog immediately. As in RIGHT NOW.
Inappropriate teacher gifts Probably anything that requires undoing with your teeth.
Tonia Todman Hair It’s big. And quite often has a raffia hat on top of it.
Epic fails on the ice rink Look, the last time I took to the ice was when I was I was a Brownie back in the very early 80’s and I didn’t fall over once, so I’m not really sure why you’re here.
Slutty denim shorts that look like underpants Ok, I know this will shock you, but I don’t actually own any of those. But thanks for asking.
vegetables in perfume I don’t think that’s a thing, although I do remember blogging about it last year, so maybe it is?
Gggtt444 Fairly sure the toddler has your phone again.
Hoot foto I don’t mean to be rude, but there is this awesome thing called a dictionary. It has all sorts of words in it that are spelt correctly. You could probably do with getting yourself one.
Auntyude poore Please see above because I don’t even know what those two words are.
Kristen and co Well this is awkward. My name is actually Kirsten. Not Kristen. Or Kathryn. Or Kristy. Or even Kristene. It’s Kirsten. With a K, followed by an i. Since 1973. And not likely to change anytime soon.
Kiresten and co Oh FFS. Really?
What do husbands and wives do on Friday nights? Well usually they sit on the couch, with some sort of fancy alcoholic beverage and chat to each other about their day, while their kids eat a three course dinner politely at the table fend for themselves. Then the husband usually buggers off upstairs to watch the footy while the wife gets to clean the kitchen and surf the net for a bit. Which of course is code for ‘do a bit of online shopping.’ Or so I’ve heard.
Got a blog? Care to share your random google search terms? We’d love to hear them x
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