Recently I bought a new toaster. I know. The glamour never ends!
And because a) I’m notoriously tight when it comes to spending money on boring things and b) I need my kitchen appliances to look good, I spent a fair bit of time researching toasters.
During my research, I discovered that Myer was having a sale (30% off if you don’t mind!) so I took advantage of the reduced prices and after much discussion with the very helpful toaster section staff member, I bought this one:
It cost around the 80 buck mark and promised to do all sorts of fancy things like cook raisin toast, crumpets and frozen bread to perfection.
It also had a clever little function called a ‘LED toasting progress indicator’ which I thought was genius, because who doesn’t love to watch a good toasting progress countdown happen right before their very eyes?!
However, now that I’ve used the toaster several times, I’m fairly sure it should be called a ‘LED toasting progress indicator that will scare the living daylights out of you every time it goes off’!
Honestly, just look at what I have to deal with whenever I feel like inhaling a couple of pieces of toast:
Seriously, my early morning nerves are shot! I think I’ll have to stick to a bowl of cereal and my usual half strength skinny vodka cappuccino.
Jokes. AS IF I would ever have a half strength coffee!
What sort of toaster do you have? Does it scare you every time you use it?!
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