So yesterday Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got hitched. Look, here’s a visual!
Now just quietly, I was a little bit surprised that I wasn’t invited to the nuptials, given that a few years ago I put in a solid 25 minutes of stalking Kim K at in-store appearance in Las Vegas.
Kim was there to promote her new fragrance and embarrassingly, I was a bit of a Kim Kardashian Fan back then, so I suggested to Guns that we put our drinks down for half an hour and go meet her. He crapped on politely suggested there would be some sort of mega line up to see Kimmy and that we’d be better off to continue drinking chatting about our hopes and dreams than to waste time lining up to see some D grade celebrity.
Um, rude! I mean she has a perfume line AND a sex tape, so she’s hardly D grade. More like C or possibly even B but definitely not D.
Anyho, I managed to drag Guns away from the bar and off we went to meet Miss Kardashian. It was all going really well until we got to the actual venue (a Sephora store on the Las Vegas strip) and saw the line of people waiting to hand over their 50 bucks just to look at her. Yep, you had to pay just to WALK THROUGH THE DOORS AND LOOK AT HER. It was another wad of cash to get a photo with her and even more money would be need to be exchanged if you wanted her autograph.
Because I’m no fool and I would far rather spend my money on important holiday items like foot long margaritas and lipgloss, I hot footed it up the escalator, stood on my tippy toes and zoomed in as tight as I could. The end result was this…
Yep, that’s Kim Kardashian adjusting her boobs. While randoms who PAID MONEY TO LOOK AT HER watch on. Guns muttered something about that being 50 bucks well spent, while I eye rolled out loud before suggesting we head back to the bar and toast to being normal.
How about you? Ever forked over money to meet someone famous? Or purchased a bottle of celebrity perfume?
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