I don’t know about you, but I seem to be one of those people who has random, borderline funny things happen to them quite a bit.
Take the time the guy at the gym thought my name was Charmaine for instance.
Or the time I sort of met Bill Shorten at the shops. Or how about the one where my mum stalked Mrs Woog?! (click on the hot pink text back there to read those stories. They really are worth it! And we’ll wait for you to come back, promise.)
Anyway, when things like that do happen, I almost always think to myself, “That’s one for the blog!“
But yesterday, I told a couple of my friends an incredibly embarrassing, yet quite funny story about an incident that happened to me a few years ago, the full details of which will NEVER appear on this blog!
Let’s just say it involved me, a nasty case of gastro induced flatulence, one of the kid’s teachers and a very confined space. I think, for now, that’s about all you need to know.
So after being brave enough to re-tell that story yesterday, which I might add, was met with a fair bit of laughter at me, not with me (and rightly so…it’s a horrifically embarrassing story!) I’ve woken up with a stomach bug!
Yep, not 24 hours after telling my witty gastro story, I’ve actually woken up looking like Casper the Gastro Ridden Ghost (very pale and needing to be fairly close to a bathroom, but hey, on the bright side, at least I’ve got my Halloween costume sorted!)
Casper, I totally know how you feel!
And to be honest, after 5 weeks of being sick with a bloody chest infection and now having a feral stomach bug, I’d quite like it if the Universe could get it’s shit together and deliver me something a bit more exciting!
And Universe, if you’re listening, no, I don’t mean a swift course of probiotics with a 3 ply toilet paper chaser, thanks very much. I was thinking more along the lines of a new pair of shoes or a book deal! Surely that isn’t too much to ask?!
Is The Universe annoying you too at the moment? Feel free to leave your requests for what you would actually like in the comments section!
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