Yesterday I sat down to eat my lunch (a smoked salmon salad, for those who might be interested. It was delicious. I gave it 4 Omega 3 Fatty Acid stars out of 5) which I inhale while slothing on the couch and watching some sort of rubbish tv for 1/2 an hour or so. It’s the only break I give myself all day, so I go in hard with the lazy factor!
Usually I flick on a Real Housewives a Teen Mom 2 ep or some other equally high brow show but yesterday the VMAs were on, so I thought I’d watch a bit of that. For those not in the know, the VMAs are the Video Music Awards in the US and after 10 minutes of watching it, here’s what I learned:
1. Clothes are optional at such events, particularly if you’re the host. Google Miley Cyrus VMAs if you’d like to know more.
2. Kanye West is going to run for President in 2020. No that is not a joke. He basically crapped on about himself for a solid 10 minutes before ending it with a random, unplanned announcement that he had at that very moment decided to run for President in 2020.
He also admitted that he’d smoked a little something to ‘take the edge off’ prior to going on stage, which I’m assuming was a bit stronger than the half a packet of St Moritz menthols I used to make my way through on a night out back in the 90’s.
The Kardashian Klan were there to witness the whole thing and let me tell you, Kris looked BESIDE HERSELF with excitement at the thought of her daughter becoming the First Lady in 5 years time.
“Think of the endorsements Kimmy! Think of the endorsements! We’ll be able to get your head on a coin and everything!!”
3. I am old. See photo below for official proof.
So two things. First thing. I have no idea who those two birds are on the TV.
Second thing. Yes, I am watching the VMAs with a Nana blanket.
Naturally I turned the TV off at this point, randomly thought about the time I managed to smear chocolate all over that couch (click here to catch up on THAT story!), eye rolled out loud at the thought of Kanye West running for President and thought, “shit I’m old” as I walked up the stairs to belt out this blog post, while noticing that my knees were creaking with every step I took!
Do you watch TV with a Nana blanket? Are you 42 going on 102? How do you feel about Kanye running for president?
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