Today for something a bit different, I thought we’d have a pop quiz.
Don’t panic, you won’t need any actual knowledge to complete it. Nor will you need to write the answers down.
I’m basically just being nosey and using a multiple choice quiz to find out what you’re doing over Easter. Some of you might recall doing this quiz last year and that’s because I’m a bit of a greenie and have recycled this blog post. But don’t worry, it’s still completely kale free and I’ve updated a few things, so really, it’s been given a makeover rather than a recycle!
So sharpen those pencils, because here we go!
What Are You Doing This Easter?
Q1: What Are You Doing This Easter?
a) Camping with The Crew
b) Throwing together a casual brunch for 25 family members
c) Slothing on the couch
d) None of your beeswax
Q2: What Sort Of Easter Eggs Do You Buy?
a) whatever’s on special at the supermarket
b) sugar free organic chocolate, ordered ahead of time from a bespoke gift shop in the Byron Bay Hinterland
d) a bulk supply of Cadbury Creme Eggs
e) rather not say
Q3: How Do You Feel About Decorating Your House At Easter?
a) it’s a bit hard to hang fake Easter Eggs from a tent pole, so I don’t bother
b) LOVE IT. My house currently looks like a Pottery Barn Easter Catalogue
c) Am too busy eating my body weight in chocolate to bother with decorating
d) How do you know where I live?
Q4: Did You Attend Your Child’s Easter Hat Parade This Week?
a) I wanted to, but we had to load the 4WD up with 5 bikes, a bulk supply of toilet paper, 472 tarps and a Thermomix.
Then we had to hit the road to avoid the Easter Rush, so no, I didn’t attend the Easter Hat Parade. Neither did my kids, but you should see the view I’m looking at now. It’s bloody spectacular and well worth the 7 hour road trip to get here.
b) Of course. I went with four other Mums and we all wore Easter Hats too!
We also took along our tripods, iPads and GoPros and filmed the whole thing from several different angles. Later on today we’re going to get together to format the footage into a lengthy montage, which we will present to the teacher as a thank you gift.
c) Nah. I went to one a few years back and some woman was standing in front of me with a GoPro on her head, so it was a bit hard to see anything. I prefer to spend the last days of the school term at my local Westfield.
d) I’m not sure how you know my child even has an Easter Hat Parade on this week and I’m beginning to feel like you’re some sort of weird stalker
Q5: Will You Be Ok If This Blog Takes A Short Break Over Easter? (Although the Real Housewives of Melbourne Recap will be here to read from 8.30pm Sunday)
a) Of course. It’s a bit hard to access the internet from our caravan, so that works out perfectly.
b) Yes. I’ll be running for most of the Easter break anyway, so there won’t be much time for blog reading. Can’t have all that organic sugar free chocolate going to my thighs!
c) FFS. Really? I was hoping there would be another one of your cooking segments for me to watch on my iPad when my in-laws are here on Sunday.
d) Considering I plan on never reading this blog again, I think it will be fine.
And now for the bit where we discuss what your answers say about you!
If you answered mostly a’s: You are a bit of a nature lover who doesn’t mind travelling long distances and fairly low speed. Your signature scent is Areoguard and your favourite meal is damper.
If you answered mostly b’s: You are Martha Stewart. Please resume folding your fitted sheets as soon as you’ve finished reading this blog post. Also the bottom of your hand bag is looking a bit dirty, so please attend to that with a soft cloth at your earliest convenience.
If you answered mostly c’s: You are a loose unit who is probably reading this with a glass of wine in one hand and a credit card in the other. We need to meet immediately.
If you answered mostly d’s: You are more than likely over the age of 60 and not really sure how this whole internet thing works. But thank you for reading and I hope you stick around 🙂 That’s a smile btw. Oh and btw is an acronym for By The Way. When you turn your phone back on, you should try texting both of those things to your grandchildren. They will love it.
If you answered mostly e’s: You’re drunk.
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