Who Does The Cooking At Your Place?

A while ago a friend sent me a very funny email that went something like this:

Him:  Need any help with dinner?

Her:  Yes.  See the bag of potatoes?  Peel half of them and put them in the pot.

Which made me laugh out loud and reminded me of the time I asked Scott if he could chop a zucchini and put it in a pot to cook, while I got the rest of dinner ready.

“No problem!” he said.  

“I’m all over it!” he said.  

And what was served with our steak and spuds that night I hear you ask?  A delicious side dish of BOILED CUCUMBER!

Cucumbers.  They’re delicious IN A SALAD.  Chopped and boiled to within an inch of their life?  Yeah, not so much.

Now I should probably point out that Scott can cook, and does so on a semi-regular basis, but I think it’s safe to say that despite his many and varied talents, he would probably fail miserably as a chef/vegetable farmer/vegan!

So tell me, who does the cooking at your place?  And do they know what a zucchini looks like?!